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subversive cross stitch book IN DUTCH!

This is the Dutch version of my Subversive Cross Stitch book, with all of the patterns and same pages translated into Dutch! The title translates into a snarky Dutch term of endearment, "Retarded Gladioli": Stitches for Bitches! This book was released in November, 2009.

Here a few examples of the hilarious translations:

Go fuck yourself = Krijg de klere = Get cholera

Too Bad, So Sad = Helaas pindakaas = Unfortunately peanutbutter (this rhymes in Dutch)

Have a nice life = Nog vele nare jaren = Many nasty years to you

Babies suck = Nu is het opeens mijn kind! = Now it’s suddenly my child

Here's what they're saying - in Dutch!:

De Telegraaf
NRCLux
Dutch blog review

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