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Note: Our patterns are now also available as PDFS in our PDF
store. Please note that our PDF store is separate
from our site.
If you want to order kits and patterns together, you're in the
right place! Ordering from this page ensures that your patterns
will be shipped with your kits, frames or anything else ordered from this
site.
PATTERNS:
$5.00 each
PLEASE
NOTE:
These
are not kits!
If
you order a pattern, you'll
receive a printed grid in color
& instructions in an envelope
that shows the finished piece
in a photo.
If
you're looking for something
more, click on the kits in the
menu above. Thanks!
Also,
if you're looking for a
design that's not here, check
out my book
for more!
(it has 33 patterns in it!)
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It's
Lavish, But I Call It Home |
Mean
As A Snake |
You
Lie Like A Cheap Rug |
All
Hat and No Cattle |
Don't
Make Me Cut You |
Bite
Me |
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Go
Fuck Yourself |
Irony
Is Not Dead |
#@%&!!
Curses |
Pussy
Got Me Dizzay |
Fuck
Cancer |
Beeyatch |
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Whatever |
Kiss
My Ass |
Do
Not Fuck With Me |
Bitch
Bitch Bitch |
Homo
Sweet Homo |
Thanks
for Sharing |
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Get
Lost |
Kiss
Me, You Fool |
WTF? |
Babies
Suck |
People
Are Cattle |
Of
Course I Care |
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Candy
Ass |
Life
Sucks, Then You Die |
F-U-C-K
Hearts |
Happy
Fucking Holidays 1 |
Happy
Fucking Holidays 2 |
Happy
Fucking Holidays 3 |
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Get
The Fuck Out |
Will
Stitch For Cocktails |
Happy
Fucking Holidays, Deer |
Welcome
To Bleak House |
Will
Stitch For Nog |
Shut
Your Whore Mouth |
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Candy
Is Dandy |
Duck
That Shot |
Truthiness |
Chill
The Fuck Out |
Shut
Your Piehole |
MOM
Tattoo |
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Fa-la-la-la-la
la-fucking-la |
Shut
The Fuck Up |
Spring
Can Really Fuck You Up The Most |
Bitch,
Please! |
Happy
Fucking Holidays 4 |
Fancy
Fuck |
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Bah
Fucking Humbug |
Don't
Make Horseplay Your Forte |
Try
to Develop Your Own Personality |
Santa
Can Suck It |
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if you're just ordering a couple of patterns, don't worry about
the Outside US shipping fee. This is for mixed/heavier orders; based
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